Just received today, my latest bill from Virgin Media (which used to be NTL).

If technically speaking they are rather good, NTL (re-branded or not) has a long reputation for having one of the "best" Billing & Customer service.

Anyway, I really enjoyed my bill today... The wording, is quite amazing (and pure British Humour(tm)?):

Yes, I do pay my bills! ...All of them!

Am I doing something extraordinary?

Am I the only one?

Should I stop right now, pretexting this is a waste of money?